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Harry Potter Book 1 Funny
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This book has humor, good vocabulary, and its a great experience."Mr. Rowling, Mary Grandpre on Amazon.com. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone (1) J.K. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through."."Mr. "HAVE YOU GONE MAD?!" Ron bellowed, "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?!"."I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat.".Fred and George, however, found all this very funny.

"Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret."."Don't be prat, Neville, that's illegal," said George. "We sent it."."I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "It was nothing personal!""It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."."Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred.

"Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-" "Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent.(Harry just been greeted by Percy.) "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. Maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."."Well.when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-"Harry snorted. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing.

"Azkaban - the wizard prison, Goyle," said Malfoy, looking at him in disbelief. "We owe them so much.""Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of lawbreakers." said Fred solemnly."But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George Weasley. "Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs," sighed George, patting the heading of the map. "How really corking to see you-". "Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too.

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